from developmental marriage & family class, in which we were asked to come up with lines people use to pressure someone into having sex and then to come up with replies to shoot them down. as you can see, my group started off pretty normal and ended fairly wittily...
"I love you." "If you loved me, you'd wait."
"Don't you trust me?" "I trust you not to pressure me."
"Everyone's doing it..." "Like your parents?"
"God made us sexual beings." "Let's chat with Him, then."
"Are you a lesbian?" "No, but you might drive me to it."
"Is there any room for me in those jeans?" "After dinner, there's barely room for me!"
"Do you wanna die a virgin?" "I don't wanna die with
you being the only person I've slept with!"
anyway, i just thought i'd share. our group was the only one who really had fun with it... i encourage you to come up with your own pick up lines and responses. good stuff.
in other news, i can't recall what i last blogged about, so i'm sure there's a big chunk of time missing ('cause y'all really keep track of that, i'm sure) (all two of ya)... don't be offended if you're in that chunk. i still need to unpack from fla and then i hafta unpack what i packed for the youth group sleepover (muchly from the fla packing job). so my stuff is strewn about, and i still have lots of other things to do. ugh!
(the rest of this blog is mostly one big whining fit. i didn't mean for it to go that way, but it did. it's just on my mind. read at your own peril...)
to do list:
read.
read.
read.
journal (for class).
journal (for another class).
go to aa (also for class).
run on elliptical (also for class).
work.
shower.
go to class.
go to church.
go to youth group.
return phone calls.
return e-mails.
set up tape for bones.
pray for snow (enough to cancel class tues & wed).
eat a meal.
do laundry.
sleep.
and yes, they tend to go in that order. that's why i still haven't called amy or eric, who're both deserving of my time. and actually, by the time i get down to the return phone call part, i'm not usually in a very personable mood, and so i put it off. i can't recall the last time i had a normal, long, catch-up conversation with trisha. and i last talked to betsy in december, when i last saw tim. and i haven't seen amy since new year's. and my life is just... booked. i'm gonna go now to possibly shower and definitely watch some brainless television. i know it's not on the list, but i'm recognizing that i get ubercranky if i don't do at least one mindless thing each day.
